Under the Mistletoe (M)

zephyoongist:

joie de vivre

(phr,) “joy of living” ─ a feeling of happiness and excitement about life, and the carefree enjoyment, ebullience and zest of living it.

━ a holiday special collaboration with @taesthetes and @dreamscript

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6.2k words. Yoongi x reader x hoseok. Smut (threesome)

Warning: It all started with ugly sweaters, a mistletoe, a brooding Min Yoongi and a too eager Jung Hoseok.

Actual warning: Cunnilingus. Mild
dirty talking and humiliation. Blowjob.

What. The. Fuck.

“Hey, no pain no gain.” Yoongi remarks, “Except the only thing in pain is your pride.” He takes pleasure in the disbelieve look you’re throwing at him then at the one piece dress in his hand.

“I am not wearing a slutty santa costume for you two.”

“Did you hear that, Hobi? She doesn’t want us.”

As if on cue, you turn to Hoseok to see him jutting his bottom lip out and somehow his cheeks look puffed. On normal occasions, you would have laughed at the horrible imitation of puppy eyes. But all traces of humor has left the building when these two come up to you with an irresistible proposition.

Then just when you plan to give Yoongi a slap after this is all over for his all but blatantly crude ways, Hoseok speaks.

“Don’t you want to fuck us, ____?”

How can you say no to that?

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