Fuck, Marry, or Kill (m)

tayegi:

I blame @chokemejimin for ruining my mind.

Warning: Jimin smut

Word Count: 9,859

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“Ok, Jin, it’s your turn,” You lazily drawl out, half-heartedly throwing a pretzel at him to catch his attention, “Fuck, marry, or kill: Hani, Hyuna, and Lee Gukjoo.”

Jungkook boos you at once, “That’s way too easy!”

You chortle at his outraged expression, “I don’t care, I like Jin.”

“You made me choose between Bang PD, Manager Sejin, and Kang Hodong!”

The other two maknae line members burst into laughter at the foot of the couch, Jimin turning to bury his face in your lap in amusement. “Still can’t believe you chose to kill Sejin!”

“Hodong is a very illustrious athlete!” The maknae yells at them in response.

You affectionately run your fingers through Jimin’s hair when he’s overcome with giggles again, “Shut up, kid, and let Jin answer!”

The eldest member takes another moment to think his answer through before he answers, “Fuck Hani, obviously.”

The younger members roll their eyes at the stereotypical answer, “Obviously.”

“Marry Gukjoo, kill Hyuna.”

There’s a brief silence in the living room. Then—

“Wait what?!”

Everyone turns to stare at him in shock, “What?!”

Jin simply blinks his innocent doe eyes and takes another sip of his beer, “Gukjoo knows how to cook. She’s definitely wife material.”

“Yes, but how could you possibly pick her over Hyuna?!”

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